I bet you $100* this contact page looks exactly like every contact page you’ve ever seen.
But now that you’re here, why don’t you do something you don’t do 100% of the time on those other contact pages?
Seriously, are you going to visit this contact page and not contact us? That would be like going to the store for bread and not buying bread, and telling your wife you looked at the bread, you were curious about the bread, and it was nice-looking bread, but you didn’t get any bread.
Don’t be that guy! At least send us some cheesy editor jokes.
*I was wrong. This contact page isn’t like the others. I owe you $100. Contact us to receive your money (if we shook on it).